Mi Rancho Humble
4801 Wilson Rd, #800, Humble, TX
Featured Items
Grande Box! - Feeds 8
Our famous Beef & Chicken Fajitas served over a bed of caramelized onions. Served with rice, refried beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, chips, flour tortillas, chile con queso, sour cream, shredded cheese, red salsa and green salsa. Includes plates, silverware, serving spoons, tongs and napkins.$188.99
Chile Con Queso
Our signature chile con queso.$12.53
Ribeye Tacos
Three com tortilla tacos filled with diced ribeye, onions, cilantro, queso fresco, and avocado. Served with rice and charro beans$21.53
Fajita Packs! - Feeds 4
Add $9 for beef fajita only.
Grande Box! - Feeds 8
Our famous Beef & Chicken Fajitas served over a bed of caramelized onions. Served with rice, refried beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, chips, flour tortillas, chile con queso, sour cream, shredded cheese, red salsa and green salsa. Includes plates, silverware, serving spoons, tongs and napkins.$188.99
Fajita Pack! - Feeds 4
Our famous beef and chicken fajitas served over a bed of caramelized onions. They are served with guacamole, pico de gallo, refried beans, rice and tortillas. Large queso included! Add $9 for beef fajita only.$94.99
Enchilada Family Pack! - Feeds 4
One dozen cheese, ground beef, or chicken enchiladas served with rice, re-fried beans, and a large chile con queso only.$76.99
Food
Appetizers
Tony's Queso
A large bowl of queso topped with house-made chorizo, queso fresco, and a spicy chipotle drizzle. Served with sour cream, guacamole, and pickled jalapenos.$15.48
Cheesy Rice Rolls
Three Tex-Mex rolls stuffed with cheesy rice and topped with mixed fajita and melted cheese.$15.99
Salsa Molcajete
Hand-crushed salsa made with habanero peppers$6.27
1/2 Salsa Molcajete
Hand-crushed salsa made with habanero peppers$5.27
Chunky Guacamole
Fresh avocado, tomato, onion, cilantro, lime, salt, and garlic. Served with chips$16.03Chile Con Queso
Our signature chile con queso.$12.531/2 Chile Con Queso
Our signature chile con queso.$10.53
Nachos Especiales
12 large corn tortilla chips topped with beef fajita or chicken fajita, beans, cheese, guacamole, lettuce and tomatoes$17.78
1/2 Nachos Especiales
6 large corn tortilla chips topped with beef fajita or chicken fajita, beans, cheese, guacamole, lettuce and tomatoes$12.25
Quesadillas
Four flour tortillas stuffed with beef or chicken fajita and Monterey Jack cheese. Served with guacamole and sour cream$17.78
1/2 Quesadillas
2 flour tortillas stuffed with beef or chicken fajita and Monterey Jack cheese. Served with guacamole and sour cream$12.53
Mi Rancho Sampler
Something for everyone! A combination of nachos, quesadillas, flautas, shrimp brocheta and chicken diablo. Served with Chile con queso$24.03
Street Foods
Elote Dip
A rich blend of roasted corn, melted cheese, and savory seasonings, finished with hot sauce.$13.79
Rancho Rolls
Mexican esquite egg rolls stuffed with roasted corn, poblano pepper, red cabbage, seasoned beef, cotija cheese, tajin powder. Drizzled with elote sauce.$14.27
Changuitos
6 flour tortilla pieces stuffed with mixed fajita and Monterey cheese then fried. Served with a cheese puff$16.27
Corn Ribs
Sweet corn, fried to perfection, tossed in special sauce, cotija cheese and cilantro. Served with a side of special Tajin dipping sauce.$10.78
Elote Mexicano
Fire roasted corn on the cob dressed with mayo, cotija cheese and tajin powder.$10.78
Los Bowls
Asada Bowl
Chicken fajita meat, refried beans, rice and enchilada topped with shredded cheese. Served with pickled jalapeños.$14.27
Ribeye Bowl
Sauteed Ribeye layered over refired beans, rice, suiza sauce, white cheese topped with salsa crema. Served with pickled jalapenos.$16.27
Playa Bowl
Grilled baby Shrimp layered over refried beans and rice, topped with creamy mushroom white wine sauce, shredded cheese and pico de gallo. Served with pickled jalapeños.$16.27
El Viejano Bowl
Pork al Pastor, refried beans, rice, taco sauce, shredded cheese. Topped with cilantro and onion and a side pickled jalapenos.$14.27
Taco Lovers
Jumbo Street Tacos
Three corn tortilla tacos filled with beef fajita, onions, cilantro, and a slice of avocado. Served with rice and refried beans$20.03
Tacos Al Carbon
Three beef or chicken fajita soft tacos. Served with rice, pico de gallo, guacamole, and charro beans$20.03
Crispy Tacos
Three ground beef crispy tacos, topped with lettuce, tomatoes and cheese. Served with rice and beans$17.78
Tacos al Pastor
Three corn tortilla tacos with sauteed marinated pork topped with red onion and cilantro. Served with rice and charro beans.$19.78Ribeye Tacos
Three com tortilla tacos filled with diced ribeye, onions, cilantro, queso fresco, and avocado. Served with rice and charro beans$21.53
Snapper Tacos
Seared red snapper tacos served with mexican rice, pico de gallo and homemade coleslaw.$21.78
Sizzlin' Fajitas
Served with guacamole, pico de gallo, charro beans, rice, and tortillas.
Mar y Tierra Fajitas
Mi Rancho Special Platters
Don Juan Special
Beef and chicken fajitas, chicken diablo, shrimp brocheta, grilled shrimp & queso del mar. Served with guacamole, pico de gallo, charro beans, rice, and tortillas$30.97
Don Juan Special for 2
Beef and chicken fajitas, chicken diablo, shrimp brocheta, grilled shrimp & queso del mar. Served with guacamole, pico de gallo, charro beans, rice, and tortillas$59.48
Mi Rancho Mix for 1
A combination of beef, chicken, bacon, shrimp, mushrooms, broccoli and cauliflower, topped with Monterey Jack Cheese. Served with charro beans, rice, guacamole, tortillas and pico de gallo.$27.23Mi Rancho Mix for 2
$55.00
Stuffed Avocado
Allow for longer prep time. 2 fried avocado halves stuffed with chicken or beef fajita topped with Chile con queso. Served with rice, beans, and pico de gallo$20.73
Chicken Diablos
Four strips of chicken stuffed with a mild slice of jalapeño and a slice of queso fresco, wrapped in bacon. Served with charro beans and rice with cheese on top$18.78
Enchiladas
Enchilada Dinner
Three ground beef, chicken, or cheese enchiladas. Served with rice, beans & a cheese puff$17.53
Enchiladas Suizas
Shredded chicken enchiladas covered with Don Juan’s special green sauce and white cheese. Served with rice, refried beans and avocado slices.$18.27
Enchiladas Verdes
Three chicken or ground beef enchiladas covered with green sauce and Monterey jack cheese. Served with rice, beans & a cheese puff$17.78
Signature Enchiladas
Jalisco Enchiladas (2 Enchiladas)
Two shredded chicken enchiladas covered with chili gravy and shredded cheeses. Served with rice, refried beans and avocado slices.$16.27
Ribeye Enchiladas (2 Enchiladas)
Two Ribeye enchiladas covered with Don Juan's special green sauce and white cheese. Served with rice, refried beans and avocado slices.$16.27
Cancun Enchiladas (2 Enchiladas)
Two cheese enchiladas topped with baby shrimp topped with creamy mushroom white wine sauce, shredded cheese and pico de gallo. Served with rice, refried beans and avocado slices.$16.78
Del Mar Specials
Camaron Brocheta
Four grilled jumbo shrimp, with Monterey jack cheese, a mild jalapeño, and wrapped with bacon. Served over a bed of rice with charro beans and chili con queso$24.28
La Costa
Three grilled shrimp, cheese enchilada with red sauce, pico de gallo, guacamole, refried beans and rice.$21.03
El Chapala
Sauteed Red Snapper chunks and baby shrimp tossed with sliced carrots, red onion, serrano pepper and zucchini. Topped with shredded monterey cheese. Served with Pico de gallo, guacamole, rice, charros beans and tortillas.$25.98
Fajita Camaron
Six grilled jumbo shrimp seasoned to perfection! Served with charro beans, rice, guacamole, tortillas, and pico de gallo$24.27
Combo Platters
Quesadilla Plate
Quesadillas stuffed with beef fajita or chicken fajita and Monterey jack cheese. Served with rice, beans, guacamole, and sour cream$18.27
El Valiente
One fried avocado half stuffed with chicken or beef fajita topped with Chile con queso. Served with one cheese enchilada, rice and beans$19.27
Mucho Dinner
Two ground beef or cheese enchiladas and one crispy beef taco. Served with rice and guacamole$18.27
La Plazita
One tamale, one ground beef or cheese enchilada & one crispy beef taco. Served with rice and beans and guacamole$17.53
Texas Burrito
Large flour tortilla filled with ground beef topped with chile con queso. Served with rice and beans.$17.03
Tradicionales
Tampiqueña
A skirt steak and one cheese enchilada served with rice, beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, and tortillas$19.27
Tamales
Four pork tamales topped with gravy and cheese. Served with rice, beans, and a cheese puff$16.03
Flautas
Three beef or chicken fajita flautas. Served with rice, beans, guacamole, sour cream, and a cheese puff$17.03
Chimichanga
One large crispy flour tortilla with ground beef, chicken, or beef fajita. Served with rice, beans, guacamole, sour cream and a cheese puff$18.53
Salads and More
Ary's Salad
Fresh lettuce topped with diced chicken diablos, shredded cheese, tomatoes, avocado, and roasted corn, finished with avocado ranch dressing.$18.03
Ensalada Suprema
A delicious ground beef or chicken salad served with lettuce, tomatoes, guacamole, sour cream, Monterey jack cheese and American cheese$17.03
Deluxe Fajita Bowl
Taco shell filled with grilled shrimp, beef and chicken fajita on a bed of rice and mixed veggies topped with chile con queso$20.27
Kids Menu
Kids Enchilada
Served with rice and beans$6.73
Kids Burrito
Served with rice and beans$6.73
Kids Quesadilla
Served with rice and beans$6.73
Kids Crispy Taco
Served with rice and beans$6.73
Kids Soft Taco
Served with rice and beans$6.73
Chicken Nuggets
Served with fries$6.73
Cheeseburger
Served with fries$8.22
Kids Tamale
$6.73
ToGo Sides
(1) Cheese Puff - ToGo
$6.25
(1) Enchilada - ToGo
$4.75
(1) Taco - ToGo
$4.75
(1) Tamale - ToGo
$3.99
(2) Cheese Puffs - ToGo
$9.25
12 Oz Salsa - ToGo
$3.50
20 Oz Salsa - ToGo
$5.00
8 Oz Salsa - ToGo
$2.75
Charro Beans 12oz - ToGo
$5.25
Charro Beans 20oz - ToGo
$8.75
Charro Beans 32oz - ToGo
$13.50
Charro Beans 64oz - ToGo
$26.25
Charro Beans 8oz - ToGo
$3.75
Chile con Queso 20oz - ToGo
$23.00
Chile con Queso 32oz - ToGo
$35.00
Chile con Queso 64oz - ToGo
$69.00Chips and Salsa - ToGo
Small bag of chips and small red salsa.$5.25
Chips Large - ToGo
$10.00
Chips Medium - ToGo
$5.50
Chips Small - ToGo
Small$2.99
Chips XL - ToGo
$25.00
Fresh Jalapenos - Togo
$1.99
Guacamole Large Round Pan - ToGo
$26.50
Guacamole Medium Round Pan - ToGo
$15.50
Guacamole XL Pan - ToGo
$54.55
Guacamolito - ToGo
$4.75
Lime slices - Togo
$2.99Pickled Jalapenos - ToGo
$1.99
Pico de Gallo 8oz - ToGo
$3.75
Pico de Gallo Large Round Pan - ToGo
$12.50
Pico de Gallo Medium Round Pan - ToGo
$9.45
Pico de Gallo Pan XL - ToGo
$42.00
Refried Beans Large Round Pan - ToGo
$19.99
Refried Beans Medium Round Pan - ToGo
$10.50
Refried Beans Pan XL - ToGo
$41.99
Refried Beans Small 8oz - ToGo
$3.75
Rice Large Round Pan - ToGo
$19.99
Rice Medium Round Pan - ToGo
$10.50
Rice Pan XL - ToGo
$41.99
Rice Small 8oz - ToGo
$3.75
Salsa Molcajete 12oz - ToGo
$5.99
Salsa Molcajete 20oz - ToGo
$8.00
Salsa Molcajete 8oz - ToGo
$4.99
Shredded Cheese - ToGo
$2.99
Shredded Cheese and Sour Cream - ToGo
$3.75
Sour Cream - ToGo
$2.99
Tortillas - ToGo
$2.99
Ritas To-Go!
Ritas To-Go!
Mi Rancho Rita To-Go
La Santa Reposado Tequila, Cointreau, fresh lime and orange juice, agave nectar. Served on the rocks.$18.99+
Soft Serve Margarita 20oz
Choose between strawberry, mango or swirl.$18.99Handmade Skinny Rita To-Go
Tequila Real 1688, triple sec, agave nectar, fresh lime and orange juice.$17.99+
20oz Margarita To-Go
Enjoy our house margarita To-Go. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or choose from up to 10 delicious flavors!$12.99
32oz Margarita To-Go
Enjoy our house margarita To-Go. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or choose from up to 10 delicious flavors!$18.99Gold Rita - To-Go 20oz
Enjoy our signature margarita with a splash of Gold tequila and triple sec. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or one of 10 delicious flavors!$15.99Gold Rita To-Go 32oz
Enjoy our signature margarita with a splash of Gold tequila and triple sec. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or one of 10 delicious flavors!$20.99Premium Rita To-Go 20oz
Enjoy our signature margarita with a splash of Premium tequila and triple sec. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or one of 10 delicious flavors!$16.99Premium Rita To-Go 32oz
Enjoy our signature margarita with a splash of Premium tequila and triple sec. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or one of 10 delicious flavors!$22.99
Gallons To-Go!
Gallon Margarita
Enjoy our house margarita Gallon To-Go. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or choose from up to 10 delicious flavors!$62.99
1/2 Gallon Margarita
Enjoy our house margarita 1/2 Gallon To-Go. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or choose from up to 10 delicious flavors!$38.99Gallon Top-Shelf Margarita
Enjoy our house margarita Gallon To-Go with a splash of Top-Shelf tequila and triple sec. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or choose from up to 10 delicious flavors!$72.991/2 Gallon Top-Shelf Margarita
Enjoy our house margarita 1/2 Gallon To-Go with a splash of Top-Shelf tequila and triple sec. Available frozen or on the rocks, in classic lime or choose from up to 10 delicious flavors!$46.99
Lunch
Enchilada Dinner - Lunch
Three ground beef, chicken, or cheese enchiladas covered with gravy and cheese. Served with rice, beans, and a cheese puff.$14.94
Quesadilla Plate - Lunch
Quesadillas stuffed with beef fajita or chicken fajita, and Monterey Jack cheese. Served with rice, beans, guacamole, and sour cream.$15.57Ary's Salad - Lunch
Fresh lettuce topped with diced chicken diablos, shredded cheese, avocado and roasted corn, finished with homemade avocado ranch dressing.$14.71
Sizzlin Fajitas - Lunch
Your choice of chicken or beef fajitas served with guacamole, pico de gallo, charro beans, rice and tortillas.$17.27
Ribeye Tacos - Lunch
Three corn tortilla tacos filled with diced ribeye, onions, cilantro, queso fresco and avocado. Served with rice and charro beans.$17.49
Tacos Al Carbon - Lunch
Two beef fajita or chicken fajita soft tacos served with rice, beans, guacamole, pico de gallo and a cheese puff.$15.27
Tacos al Pastor - Lunch
Three corn tortilla tacos with sauteed marinated pork topped with red onion and cilantro. Served with rice and charro beans.$16.99
Ribeye Bowl - Lunch
Sauteed Ribeye layered over refried beans, rice, suiza sauce, white cheese topped with salsa crema. Served with pickled jalapenos.$14.39
Asada Bowl - Lunch
Chicken Fajita meat, refried beans, rice and enchilada gravy topped with shredded cheese. Served with pickled jalapenos.$12.87
Playa Bowl - Lunch
Grilled baby Shrimp layered over refried beans and rice topped. with creamy mushroom white wine sauce, shredded cheese and pico de gallo. Served with pickled jalapenos$14.67
El Viejano Bowl - Lunch
Pork al Pastor, refried beans, rice, taco sauce, shredded cheese. Topped with cilantro and onion and a side pickled jalapenos.$12.87
Ribeye Enchiladas (2 Enchiladas) - Lunch
Two Ribeye enchiladas covered with Don Juan's special green sauce and white cheese. Served with rice, refried beans and avocado slices.$13.87
Jalisco Enchiladas (2 Enchiladas) - Lunch
Two shredded chicken enchiladas covered with chili gravy and shredded cheeses. Served with rice, refried beans and avocado slices.$13.87
Cancun Enchiladas (2 Enchiladas) - Lunch
Two cheese enchiladas topped with baby shrimp topped with creamy mushroom white wine sauce, shredded cheese, and pico de gallo. Served with rice, refried beans and avocado slices.$14.57
By the Dozen
Doz Enchiladas
Dozen a la carte enchiladas covered with gravy and shredded cheese. Sides not included.$43.00
1/2 Doz Enchiladas
Half dozen a la carte enchiladas covered with gravy and shredded cheese. Sides not inlcuded.$25.00
Doz Tamales
Dozen a la carte tamales covered with gravy and shredded cheese. Sides not included.$35.00
1/2 Dozen Tamales
1/2 dozen a la carte tamales covered with gravy and shredded cheese. Sides not included.$21.00
Doz Flautas
Dozen a la carte flautas with your choice of protein. Sides not included.$32.00
Doz Changuitos
Dozen a la carte Changuitos with your choice of protein. Sides not included.$35.00
Doz Quesadillas
Dozen a la carte Quesadillas with your choice of protein. Sides not inlcuded.$43.00
House-Made Flour Tortillas 25ct.
25 house-made flour tortillas.OUT OF STOCK$12.50
Tampiqueña
$19.27
A skirt steak and one cheese enchilada served with rice, beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, and tortillas
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Mi Rancho Locations and Hours
The Woodlands/Gosling
ClosedOpens Tuesday at 10:30AM
